Subject: GREAT JOB, SAMMY! BUT PLAY IT AGAIN
From: Intrepid
Date: 14/04/2013, 12:58
Newsgroups: alt.astronomy,alt.fan.ed-conrad,soc.culture.usa,alt.sci.seti,rec.arts.tv

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AN OPEN LETTER TO NORTH KOREA LEADER KIM JONG UN
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 Dear Kim Jong Un,
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 I write this letter to convey news -- both the good and  the bad --
about the Korean Peninsula.
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 The good news is that Korea was the so-called "Garden
 of  Eden" for man's inhabitation of earth by an extraterrestrial
 civilization eons ago.
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 It DID NOT involve an Adam or  Eve "Bite of the Apple" story
as many of the Holy Books say.
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 Instead, a group of horny young men, looking almost  like us,
 were transported to earth on space craft,  then had a ball
 impregnating young women --  close to,  but not, Homo sapiens --
 who gave brith to our most remote ancestors.
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 Before you and others reading this letter consider me  insane,
 I have something very important to add.
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 This information was furnished by David Fellin, one of two coal
 miners who were miraculously rescued after being entombed
 for 14 days in Pennsylvania in 1963.
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 He revealed it, then repeated it on several occasions, before
 signing an affidavit verifying its authenticity, shortly before his
 death, meanwhile also successfully passing TWO polygraph
 tests.
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 Mr. Fellin had revealed much, much more about events of
 the earth's past -- like watching the pyramids being built by
 pouring concrete to construct huge blocks; Columbus using a
 compass to navigate his small fleet of ships while attempting
 to  find land far west of the European continent; and learning
 that both the seen and unseen universe are  teeming with
 human life, much like us.
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 Mr. Fellin had gathered this sensational information about
 earth's -- and mankind's -- past during countless out-of-body
experiences while entombed.
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 Of course, good ol' Dave also revealed a bit about his chats
 with The Man Upstairs whose Face he couldn't see.
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 As for your Korean ancestors being impregnated by men
 from another planet -- for the sheer purpose of expanding
 the human species throughout the universe -- there's another
 tidbit that I'd like to share with you.
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 Mr. Fellin informed me -- and testified -- that this Korean
 version of "Garden of Eden" had occurred BEFORE
 the most recent shift of the earth on its axis (which he
 insisted  had happened several times previous.).
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 He vealed that the Korean Peninsula had existed elsewhere
 on  the planet -- in a much warmer climate -- but was moved
 to its present location by a gargantuan movement of the
 earth, displacing entire continents.
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 Now then, Mr. Kim, you (and others who are  reading this)
 can say what I've written in this letter  is not only absurd but
 also preposterous.
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 Well and good! Call it what you will, BUT IT'S TRUE.
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 I've possessed this knowledge about ancient Korea for 20-some
 years but had kept it from the world. But now, with the present
 international crisis, I felt today would be as good a time as any
 to share it.
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 As for the integrity of David Fellin, I believe these two paragraphs
 on my Web page -- you can read it in its entirety below -- tell his
 story best.
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 ED CONRAD --  "Dave, would you be willing to place your hand
 on the Holy Bible and swear that everything you have told me
 is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help
 you, God."
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 DAVID FELLIN --  "YES! Every word is true, exactly as it
 happened. And, if you put 10 Bibles in front of me, I'll swear
 on the 10 of them at the same time."
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http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/page2_files/body_data/proofbible.jpg
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 Meanwhile, Mr. Kim, the bad news is that a very ugly and
 dangerous situation now exists in your part of the world
 and must be defused immediately.
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 Let's behave like civilized human beings.
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 There's already too much suffering and pain everywhere
 you look. Let's not make matters a whole lot worse, so let's
 all come to our senses before we have deep regrets.
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After all, we're ALL in this together.
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 Cordially,
 Ed Conrad
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 GOOD GOD! Boy, You Certainly Can Say THAT Again!
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 http://www.edconrad.org
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