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BERNE, Switzerland (Rueters) -- One
Ed Conrad, whom millions of Google
users know intimately as Legally Insane,
apparently isn't that bad a nutcase after all.
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Using only a $24.95 Tinkertoy calculator,
Ed remarkably has taken Pi to an astounding
1,000 digits -- something never ever done
before, not even by Stephen Hawking, the
world-famous British theoretical physicist,
cosmologist and bullshit artist.
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Read and weep (for joy):
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3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510
5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679
8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128
4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196
4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091
4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273
7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436
7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094
3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548
0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912
9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798
6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132
0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872
1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235
4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960
5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 1609631859
5024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035 2619311881
7101000313 7838752886 5875332083 8142061717 7669147303
5982534904 2875546873 1159562863 8823537875 9375195778
1857780532 1712268066 1300192787 6611195909 2164201989
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Ed admits it wasn't the least bit easy and,
in fact, says it was rather time-consuming,
estimating it must've taken him at least two-
three hours (minus a coffee break and one
or two visits to the crapper).
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He has informed Rueters News Agency
that his next fun project will be to count
the planets -- and we mean in the ENTIRE
UNIVERSE -- and put them in alphabetical
order.
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GOOD GAWD! Boy, You Certainly Can Say THAT Again!
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http://www.edconrad.org
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MAN AS OLD AS ANTHRACITE
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.genealogy/browse_thread/thread/1409ed3b4f7a7647#
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http://www.edconrad.com
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Exclusive Video of Ed Beating Evolution, a Dead Horse
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjoMQJf5vKI
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Most Recent FBI File Photo of Ed Conrad
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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< PLEASE don't shoot his eyes out.
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Visit your local Post Office wall for more photos
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"We can forgive a child who is afraid
of the dark. The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid of the light."
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BRIEF LIST OF OTHER BULLSHIT ARTISTS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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The British Academy
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Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
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Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
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Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
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Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
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Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
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Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
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Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
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Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
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Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora/NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
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