I Test Flew The Mother Ship! (Humour)

From: Ken MacGray 
Date: Thu, 3 Apr 97 21:50:32 -0500
Subject: I Test Flew The Mother Ship! (Humour)


From: billphil@ix.netcom.com (Badwater Bill)
Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy.area51
Subject: I Test Flew the Mother Ship in The Tail of Hale-Bopp  (Humor)
Date: Fri, 04 Apr 1997 01:34:01 GMT



        We all know that the mother ship from M-34  is in the tail of
Hale-Bopp.  I was test flying the mother ship a week ago after the new
engine retrofits.  There were some problems with the anti-gravity
modulators and I stalled the big ship.  God was I embarrassed!  We all
fell out of Hale-Bopp's tail and into the bubble that contains the
souls of the people who killed themselves from California.  It was a
rough ride for awhile, you know, like an "E" ticket.  Luckily I was
able to recover by an old technique of reverse magneto-hydrodynamic
gravity-wave modulation which gave me partial stability. Only after
amplification however, and I learned that little technique from
something Bob Lazar said in his video tape.   At that point I pulled
about 8 G's and headed for the plasma tail again.  You know if you
aren't in the plasma you get high doses of ambient space radiation.
And believe me, it's all gamma and protons!  We got back into the
safety of the tail before we each received a dose of over 10 rads
(about equivalent to one CAT-scan).  At that point I threw in the
towel and told the engineers to get their acts together.   Before I
test fly it again I want harmonic tynes installed on the reverse
polarity antimatter generators.  I also think they should replace the
element 115 antimatter generators with the newer models based on 117.
I'm sure I pissed everyone off with that comment!  They beamed me home
in time for dinner probably just to get rid of me!  But, what am I to
do?  If you can't fly it on the current technology it's worthless!
They need to step up to the plate and buy the new 117 generators and
I'll go for it again!

Badwater Bill


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