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From: campbell@ufomind.com (Glenn Campbell, Las Vegas) Date: Thu, 14 Aug 1997 07:29:39 -0800 |
Subject: The Dark & Seedy side of Agent Campbell
From: Mike D Smith <smitty07@ix.netcom.com>
Date: 1997/06/30
Message-Id: <5p9des$flg@dfw-ixnews12.ix.netcom.com>
Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy.area51,alt.alien.visitors
Disinformation Agent Glenn Campbell exposed by retired propane and
propane accessories salesman that wants to remain anonymous.
The man from F.L.A.R.E. (Flagrant Lies of Aero-phenomenon of Research
Exotic-craft) aka...Psycho Glen
The following report sheds new light and many startling revelations
into the dark and seedy side of Mr. Campbell and his acts of personal
attacks and deceptive diversionary tactics while we the taxpayers pay
his wages. The F.L.A.R.E group is a 'most secret class'of an already
too secretive government. Mr Campbell's task was to keep all media
concerning Area 51 contained to the belief that all the black projects
being tested were simply flares of one sort or the other.
Over the last few years, many have suspected that Psycho Glen was a
spook. But, it wasn't until my exhaustive investigation into his
background that many questions of this F.L.A.R.E. agent's history will
now come to light. My early research was that no one had ever done any
research on him! This seemed strange. I passed over the fake
employment records and school records (for now) and went back to the
beginning. His parents leaped at the chance to talk about his birth,
his childhood and shared their inner most joys of raising a "not so
normal boy."
"Glennie was a difficult delivery. The doctor said that Glennie was a
'rectal delivery' but assured us that many 'rectal deliveries' grow up
as assholes. One even became President!" The doctor's records of
Glenn's birth show 'AMPB' is evident in the first day of birth. When
I questioned the doctor about remembering Glennie's birth, he said yes
he remembered it well. "Glenn had the rare rectal delivery. Something
else,too. It took us awhile to properly determine his sex! I didn't
think it was a girl, but I had the chief nurse get a magnifying glass.
But, it was of no use. Finally, after using a microscope, we were able
to detect a 'little Elvis' on him and I pronounced him as a male
with AMPB!"
The Campbells went on with the high points in Glennie's childhood. His
first words were spoken at age 8. We can remember it so proudly when
little Glennie uttered " I was born to deceive!" We knew at this point
that Glennie would make it a life's career of deceiving tax payers as
a Government Disinformation Agent or as a used car salesman. We let
him choose his own way. We believe that he chose wisely.
During grade school, Glennie was very quiet and didn't seem to have
any friends. Most all his teachers said he was a 'bit odd' and all of
them mentioned the AMPB that was becoming much more prevalent as
Glennie reached puberty.
High school was almost as uneventful for Glennie. Other than making up
colorful stories and telling harmless lies he remained friendless,
very quiet, like he was brooding over some big issue and the teachers
passed him even when his grades were not quite up to snuff. "We didn't
want to have him in our classes again!" Also heard by many of his high
school teachers "We'll pass anyone if they appear to be inflicted with
AMPB !"
At age 24, Glennie had an extensive Barbie doll collection. Over 1,200
dolls all with heavy make up that Glennie took great pride in
applying. When he thought no one was looking, he would put make up and
the ugliest purple color lip stick on himself.
Age 31, Glennie adds his first Ken doll to his burgeoning Barbie doll
collection. While slowly undressing the Ken doll for the first time,
Glennie gets his first 'boner'. Shock and panic set in on Glennie and
he passed out. Glennie was not properly prepared for this! His parents
said that they had planned to have the talk about the birds and bees
with Glennie at the proper time. They sobbed about how time just
seemed to sneak up on Glennie and pluck him from his childhood, with
no warning! While being in a coma, the doctors ran extensive test and
found out that Glennie has a "narrow urethra" and they also noted the
AMPB.
Age 32 Glennie comes out of his coma with a strange smile on his face.
Some how, this near death ordeal has made Glennie aware of his "little
Elvis" as having more purpose in life than just being a way to empty
his bladder. Fascinated with this new discovery, he becomes quite the
chicken choker. The 15 seconds of shear pleasure that he enjoyed could
only have surpassed with the satisfaction that he gained from telling
lies and stories of deception.
Age 36 Glennie moves out of parents house and proceeds with his
disinformation plans. Glennie was ready to start his lifes work as a
Disinformation Agent. The F.L.A.R.E. dept of Lies and Spies was in
need of an agent to work at Area 51. Glennie, now referred to as Agent
Campbell, was to move from Boston and live with the residents of
Rachel, Nevada. He went into a very intense training program, mentored
under his idol Phillip Clauss (Whom also is afflicted with the
horrible AMPB!) Three days later, Glennie is a full fledge spook.
His cover going in was that he was a former computer programmer who
suddenly decides to shuck it all and move to the desert! His immediate
prose was to gain the town's acceptance and posed as a disgruntled
government conspiracy activist. He set up a false business (I couldn't
find any IRS returns or even a tax number on him.) As a matter of
fact, it was this oversight on Agent Campbell that started his shaky
and brief stay at Rachel. He stuck the Inn owners with his tax
liability. This was putting his mission of disinformation on very thin
ice very early in his new career.
Unsatisfied with self abuse,Agent Campbell sought companionship, but
nothing female and alive would have him. He even seeked Ambassador
Merlin's lady friend. He offered her $10,000,00 (hey, it wasn't his
money but taxpayer money) but she declined saying "I'd rather keep my
alien friend happy with sex for free than to sleep with you,
Campbell!" Agent Campbell ,early on, spent a lot of time away from
Rachel at nights. He told the people that he was looking for any
strange sightings around Area 51. But that wasn't true! The most
hideous fact surfaced many months later that until now remained as
Rachel's best kept secret. A town meeting was held in late March about
something very strange going on with newborn cattle. The ranchers were
at a loss to explain as to how the calves were born with heads like
Campbell's, complete with AMPB!
A tourist happened by the Inn while the meeting was going on and said
that he had seen a demure man that had Advanced Male Pattern Baldness,
stump jumping some cows several months earlier. Could this be the
cause of gross malformed newborn calves?
Agent Campbell now lives in Vegas. A dejected man checking the help
wanted ads for a more promising career in used car sales.
Smitty
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Subject: Re: The Dark & Seedy side of Agent Campbell
From: bdliddicoa@aol.com (BDLiddicoa)
Date: 1997/07/01
Message-Id: <19970701143300.KAA28477@ladder01.news.aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy.area51
Smitty, as a lawyer, I want to give you a polite warning. Glenn Campbell
is hardly a public figure. If I was his attorney, I would already have
enough to sue you for defamation. Just think a little bit before your next
post. I see people getting sued all the time for saying a lot less to a
lot fewer people
Brian
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Subject: Re: The Dark & Seedy side of Agent Campbell
From: root@area51.com (Crypt)
Date: 1997/07/07
Message-Id: <33c1ad07.20419004@nntp.ix.netcom.com>
Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy.area51
Smitty.. get a fucking life. Anyone who writes 2-3 pages about
COMPLETE BULLSHIT to put someone down, and calls someone a liar, when
pretty much all the shit he says in it is a lie. Face the facts. We
aren't the only ones out there.
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Subject: Re: The Dark & Seedy side of Agent Campbell
From: Mike D Smith <smitty07@ix.netcom.com>
Date: 1997/07/09
Message-Id: <5q1opg$cm3@dfw-ixnews9.ix.netcom.com>
Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy.area51
>Smitty.. get a fucking life.
Do you eat food with that same filthy pottie mouth?
>Anyone who writes 2-3 pages about
>COMPLETE BULLSHIT to put someone down, and calls someone a liar, when
>pretty much all the shit he says in it is a lie.
The retired propane and propane accessories salesman that wants to remain
anonymous wanted me to post his research on the Internet.
The post was in response to Campbell's onesided,unbased lies against some
good friends of ours that live at Rachel.
>Face the facts. We
>aren't the only ones out there.
Perhaps you should inform Agent Campbell of this fact. He's the one saying
all lights at night around Area 51 are just flares!
Smitty
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Subject: Re: Agent Campbell Expose
From: gridiron!@bigfoot_com@catslair.megalinx.net (Gridiron!@bigfoot.com)
Date: 1997/06/30
Message-Id: <867728376@catslair.megalinx.net>
Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy.area51
I don't know what Glenn Campbell did to this Mike Smith person to cause
the vulgar personnal attack posted Sat/28, but if folks like Smith hate
Campbell, I think I just found a reason to like Campbell's style. It's
caled "class". And his web site is a marvel to behold no matter what
you think about him. With that said, I ask you Mr. Smith, what did
Campbell do to you to set you off?
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From: Mike D Smith <smitty07@ix.netcom.com>
Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy.area51
Subject: Re: Agent Campbell Expose
Date: Tue, 01 Jul 1997 18:06:12 GMT
In article <867728376@catslair.megalinx.net>,
gridiron!@bigfoot_com@catslair.megalinx.net (Gridiron!@bigfoot.com) wrote:
>I don't know what Glenn Campbell did to this Mike Smith person to cause
>the vulgar personnal attack posted Sat/28, but if folks like Smith hate
>Campbell, I think I just found a reason to like Campbell's style.
Gridiron,
Read the post a little closer. The retired propane and propane accessories
salesman that wants to remain anonymous did the research and report. He
doesn't have a computer, so I posted it for him.
Why schucks, I don't hate Glenn. I've even complimented him, in person,
for his posting the "Camo-Dudes" Security Manuel on the Net, hoping that
it would help the case for the Groom workers that have gotten ill and the
two that died.
I'm sure Glenn will be sending me a invite to his wedding anyday now.:-)
>It's
>caled "class".
(more like "Klass")
>And his web site is a marvel to behold no matter what
>you think about him. With that said, I ask you Mr. Smith, what did
>Campbell do to you to set you off?
While the retired propane and propane accessories salesman isn't here
right now for me to ask, I'm sure his dander is probably up again about
onesided attacks against the people of Rachel. ("most of the women in Rachel
are overweight and the men are lazy") seems to come to my mind, but I'm sure
the retired propane and propane accessories salesman that wants to remain
anonymous has many more examples!
Smitty
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[I have no idea who Mike Smith is or how I offended him. -- Glenn]
Wedding Bells for Psycho Glenn:
http://www.ufomind.com/area51/list/1997/jun/a14-001.shtml
Psycho Glenn Doesn't Smell Right:
http://www.ufomind.com/area51/list/1997/jun/a10-002.shtml
Mike Smith's Reverse Speech Research:
http://www.ufomind.com/area51/list/1997/jun/a20-001.shtml
Dejanews Author Profile for Smith:
http://xp8.dejanews.com/profile.xp?author=Mike%20D%20Smith%20%3csmitty07@ix.netcom.com%3e&ST=PS
Index: Glenn Campbell
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Created: Aug 14, 1997