Jet Car Advice (Humor)

From: Ken MacGray 
Date: Sat, 22 Mar 97 22:05:43 -0500
Subject: Jet Car Advice (Humor)

(Dave, I saw your post in a.c.a51. I hope you don't mind me reposting to
the list! An excerpt follows...  -Ken)

From: Dave B <bethland@nospam.com>
Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy.area51
Subject: Jet Car (humor)
Date: Sat, 22 Mar 1997 12:27:00 -0600

Here's a story about a driver who could have used some advice from Bob
Lazar --
http://visualtours.com/cail/humor.htm

--
Dave B (bethland@ix.netcom.com) on the fringe of Houston

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"You all know the Darwin awards. They are given out annually to the
person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves
in the most extraordinary , stupid way. Last years winner was the fellow
who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over onto him as he was
attempting to tip a free soda out of the vending machine!
This Years Nominee is:

The Arizona Highway Patrol came upon a pile of smoldering metal embedded
in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve. The
wreckage resembled the site of an airplane that crashed by flying
straight into the cliff, only this was a car. The type of car was
undefinable at the scene. The lab finally figured out what it was and
what had happened..."




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