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| badges | Area 51 Badge, Silver | $5.95
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| badgeg | Area 51 Badge, Gold | $5.95
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| badger | Area 51 Badge, Red | $5.95
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| badgeb | Area 51 Badge, Blue | $5.95
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| Our Review | Opinion of the webmaster, subject to debate |
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Badges? Badges??! We don't need no stinkin' badges!! Well you do if you want to get into Area 51, and these little babies just might do it for you. Fabricated out of aluminum salvaged from downed UFOs, these badges are suitable for wearing on one's collar (indeed, per their instructions, they must be worn on the upper left portion of the chest at all times), with a small punchout at the top for a clip. The badges are available in several different matallic colors, each signifying a different security level, but if we told you what the levels were.... well, you know the rest. (Silver is the most popular.) In the unlikely event that your Area 51 parking pass gives the guards a pause, just flash this badge at them, and drive right on by. Of course, it might be wise to heed the translation of the bar code on the front of the badge: "Trust No One."
The colors listed above refer to the tint of the badges. (Silver is the most popular.) Otherwise, they are all identical. -- tm
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