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A Curmudgeon's Garden of Love

Cover Image By Jon Winokur
Our Price: $8.00
Our Item Code: love
Postage Code: book1

211 Pages, Penguin Books
Date: 1989       Added to Catalog: 3/3/97 (Revised 1/31/97)

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This is a collection of 1,000 irreverent quotations, anecdotes, and interviews about romance, sex and love's myriad delusions. If you're deliriously in love, if you're under the influence of the powerful drug of romantic passion, if your heart fills with joy at the prospect of spending the rest of your natural life with the same person... this book ain't for you. If you are currently "out of love", then you'll find this book refreshing. Maybe love ain't all its supposed to be -- and you're among the lucky ones. -- tm

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From the Book Cover

"Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled."

- Harlan Ellison

"Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someopne that you really saw"

- Fran Lebowitz

"The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy."

"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."

- Dorothy Parker

"We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were."

- Mort Sahl

Table of Contents

Introduction
World-Class Curmudgeons
A Curmudgeon's History of Love
Paul Fussell
  • Alimony
  • Bachelors
The Meckens
  • Mencken on Marriage
  • Love Letters
Lewis Grizzard
  • Divorce
  • Feminism
Harlan Elllison
  • The War Between Men and Women
  • Husbands
Alice Kahn
  • Infidelity
  • True Confessions
Martin Mull
  • Kissing
  • Love
George Bernard Shaw
  • Shaw's Garden of Love
  • Marriage
Orson Bean
  • Men
Harry Shearer
  • My All-Time Worst Date
The Windsors
  • Sex
Rita Mae Brown
  • The Difference Between Men and Women
  • Wives
Edward Abbey
  • Women
  • What Do Women Want?

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