Glenn Campbell Clichés
Horrible clichés suffered by Glenn Campbells everywhere whenever
they give their name:
- "Hey, where's your guitar?"
- "Do you sing?"
- "How's Tanya?"
- "Hey, it's the Rhinestone Cowboy."
- "It's the Lineman for the County"
- "Are you related to the real Glenn Campbell?"
Instant retort: "I am the real Glenn Campbell."
- "Hey, Campbell Soup."
- "You make fine whiskey."
(Said by a French border guard who had never heard of Glenn Campbell,
but had heard of Campbell brand scotch whiskey, which is sold in France.)
[ International Glenn Campbell Society ]
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File Created: Apr 7, 1997