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An Alien's Guide to Humanity

From: campbell@ufomind.com (Glenn Campbell, Las Vegas)
Date: Tue, 16 Feb 1999 22:20:26 -0800

Excerpt From: http://www.ufomind.com/people/c/campbell/works/guide/
Reprinted with permission.

Blue Planet: An Alien's Guide to Humanity

By Glenn Campbell

Chapter 1

Welcome to the Blue Planet, gem of the Solar System, home of a
diverse ecosystem, interesting culture and many unique entertainment
opportunities. Whatever your desires may be, you will find a way to
express them here. Opportunities for wealth, love, fame, challenge
and accomplishment are found here in abundance, but you have to know
what you want and how to get it. If you like games, this planet
presents a sophisticated one: On your visit, you will live among the
natives, experiencing the world as they do. You will immerse
yourself in their culture, biology and peculiar way of thinking. By
trial and error, you will learn the rules of the game and how to
apply them. You will make decisions and directly experience their
consequences. On this planet, there are few safeguards and no
guarantees. The experience is raw and untamed, and if undiluted
reality is what you really want, Earth is the place to be.

Whether you were born on this planet or come from somewhere else,
you might not have been fully briefed on local conditions. Earth is
both a minefield of threats and a garden of unrealized
opportunities, and knowledge is your key to their proper avoidance
or use. If there is anything lacking on Earth, it is reliable
information about the things that are most important. Until now, no
one has published a comprehensive guide, not just on the planet's
biology and scenic features but on how to get along here. If you
have ever wished for a simple, no-nonsense instruction book, now you
have it. While many competing documents claim to offer the truth,
their advice is usually colored by religious ideology or the
self-serving goals of the author. Ours is different. We accept no
advertizing and claim no connection with God. Although we currently
live on Earth and have made our own local investments, we have also
retained our alien perspective. We'll give you the straight scoop on
where to go, what to do and how best to prosper here, even when that
information is uncomfortable.

A lot of what you find on Earth will be uncomfortable. This is a
primitive planet with far more pain and senseless waste per capita
than would be anticipated by any theoretical model. Many of the
rules that you think of as logical simply do not apply here. Justice
is rare, and the often bizarre behavior of the inhabitants can be
explained neither by ethics nor simple self-interest. There is an
emotional logic behind even the strangest human activity, but it is
usually hidden behind a complex system of delusions and
rationalizations. Only experience can tell you how this society
works, and we hope that some of ours can benefit you during your
visit. During our own tour, we have made mistakes and learned some
lessons. We have eaten at the bad restaurants so that you don't have
to.

This guide will touch on the flora, fauna and physical environment
of the planet, but since all of these are amply described in the
existing literature, we will not dwell on them. We will focus
instead on how best to adapt to this planet should you choose to
stay here for an extended period. While Earth possesses a rich
variety of life forms, we shall focus on the dominant organism --
man -- and the culture he has created on the planet's surface.
Whatever your purpose may be in visiting, even a discreet botanical
study, you will probably have to deal with humans in some capacity.
Mankind's influence is so widespead in every surface environment
that you must thoroughly understand his ways even if you wish to
avoid him.

If you intend to mingle with man, then you must not only understand
him but learn how to interact with him to get what you want.
Ideally, you should come to earth in human form, as opposed to some
kind of alien creature, as this is more likely to put your subjects
at ease. To communicate with humans, you must learn to think like a
human, act like a human and thoroughly inhabit a terrestrial role.
You must accept the flaws of your surroundings, the weaknesses of
your body and the limitations of your perception. You did not come
to Earth to seek perfection or omniscience; you probably came here
-- and continue to stay here -- as a test of your abilities. Your
challenge is to make the most of the circumstances presented to you
within the rules of the local environment. You want to prove that
you can overcome the obstacles and thrive on this planet in spite of
the primitive conditions. Full involvement in the Earth experience
may require you to sever all connections with whatever other planet
or astral plane you came from. To understand the earthlings, you
must BE an earthling and play their game to the fullest of your
ability.

Continued at:
http://www.ufomind.com/people/c/campbell/works/guide/

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(c) Copyright, 1999, Glenn Campbell, PO Box 81166, Las Vegas, NV
89103 (campbell@ufomind.com). This email message may be freely
redistributed until Dec. 31, 1999, so long as the entire message
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