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From: Alfred Lehmberg <Lehmberg@snowhill.com>
Date: Sun, 15 Dec 1996 08:08:23 -0600
Fwd Date: Mon, 16 Dec 1996 14:29:58 -0500
Subject: "Whee, should'a seen the UFO stir that one caused!"

Apology to MW #69 (For December 15, 1996)

William Mayers wrote in the newsgroups:

> >: >: >Alex Krycek (redherring@illuminati.com) wrote:
> >: >: >: Ignore all evidence of crop circles!  The government
> >: >: >: has invented crop circles to hide the real alien conspiracy.

> >Crop circles are conspiracy of practical jokers to make New Agers
> >and UFO-nauts look dumb.

> >Not that this is hard to do.

> >--
> >Lester Ness    lness@indiana.edu

>And gawd, it's probably as much fun as tying a couple large
>helium-filled mylar balloons together, suspending a few
>battery-powered Christmas-tree lights from 'em and releasing them over
>a public park 'round midnight!  Whee, should'a seen the UFO stir that
>one caused! Hee hee hee hee hee!!  Yo, the lights even blinked in a
>repetitive fashion..."jus' hadda be the mother of all alien
>motherships!"  What a yuck!  Damn, maybe a few of us'll do it again!

<cackle!>

> Bill Mayers
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	How about this sociopath?
	A frightened little dweeb . . .
	Helps fake our pseudo culture
	For the seniors, straights, and feebs.

	He pulls the fuzzy muslin
	Over sense and sensibility.
	Formless, dense, and clue-less
	He charts their disability.

	Folks are dull to suit this liar
	He dims their feeble glow.
	A glow so feeble to begin with
	Because he made it so.

			Lehmberg@snowhill.com

This is the fellow personally responsible for the fact that many believe
professional wrestling is real, and that the Moon Landing was faked. The
ignorance that this social predator decries; however, is a direct result
of malicious acts such as he encourages here.

HE is the reason for a stupidity of humankind that is far, far from
congenital. Truly, it is bred in his mylar balloons, and Christmas tree
lights; it thrashes like a diseased animal in faked crop circles; it
rides a polluted wave of scared fundamentalists who fan fake fires of
this ignorance while dousing productive glimmerings of real elevation
and advancement. He is living proof that the world improves with every
funeral, and I wait patiently for his demise.

Perhaps the *Cropcircle Fakirs* consider him more of their ART.

"You, with the proud look . . .yeah YOU! Out of the gene pool, as you
INSIST on treating it like your toilet!"