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From: Alfred Lehmberg <Lehmberg@snowhill.com>
Date: Tue, 24 Dec 1996 13:44:12 -0600
Fwd Date: Wed, 25 Dec 1996 09:54:50 -0500
Subject: 'The Twelve Days of Abduction' <G>

> Date: Mon, 23 Dec 1996 01:03:22 -0500 (EST)
> From: Francisco Lopez <d005734c@dcfreenet.seflin.lib.fl.us>
> Subject: Twelve Days (Well . . . )
>
> From: Ann Onymous
>
> Note from the author: Heavy stuff on the NET these days!  For a change of
> pace, I dashed off the following.  Sing to the tune of The Twelve Days of
> Christmas. I don't mind if you post it, but sign me Ann Onymous.
>
>                    THE TWELVE DAYS OF ABDUCTION
>
> On the first day of abduction my ET gave to me...An implant behind the
> right knee.

	Good one! I can't wait for more amusing little ditties about
wife abuse, third world torture, and child molestation . . .

	How about it, Pat? Have I just completely lost my sense of humor, or is
the insensitivity of this parody so thick you could cut it with a knife?

			Lehmberg@snowhill.com