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From: Owen Morgan <ddraig@kuntrynet.com> Date: Sun, 29 Dec 1996 21:33:33 -0500 Fwd Date: Mon, 30 Dec 1996 10:40:35 -0500 Subject: A little Something..... Alien propultion systems: A strange alien craft landed at a gas station. A hatch opened and a dark eyed, grey thing glided out and started pumping gas into his ship. The cashier noticed the letters "UFO" printed on the side of the ship, pushed the microphone button and said, "I'll bet that stands for 'Unidentified Flying Object'". "No" replied the creature, "it stands for 'Unleaded Fuel Only'!" [ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom, tssshh.....] Heres another: A space-alien to his girl friend, "Do you want to try that new restaurant on the Moon?" I hear the food is good, but there is no atmosphere. [ba-dum-pah] Owen Morgan ddraig@kuntrynet.com
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