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From: ParaScope@AOL.COM Date: Sat, 9 Aug 1997 15:03:14 -0400 Fwd Date: Sun, 10 Aug 1997 01:17:51 -0400 Subject: DISPATCH #63 -- the weekly newsletter of ParaScope DISPATCH #63 -- the weekly newsletter of ParaScope S O M E T H I N G S T R A N G E I S H A P P E N I N G 8/9/97 Quotes of the Week "And what would the future look like if such groups actually exist and if they do combine and take over? An elitist world state very much along the lines laid down by the Nazis....There would be no place for dissent or independent research. The troublesome artist would be eliminated or absorbed. The elite lives happily ever after, at the top of a control state that makes 1984 seem cozy and nostalgic." --William S. Burroughs, from an essay on the CIA, mind control and totalitarianism. The 83 year old author, agitator and cognitive dissident died of a heart attack August 2 in Lawrence, Kansas. ------ "If we want to move forward, we have to let go of a few things. We want to let go of this notion that for Apple to win, Microsoft has to lose. We need all the help we can get. We better treat Microsoft with a little gratitude." --Apple co-founder Steve Jobs at Macworld Expo in Boston, thanking Bill Gates for copying the Mac, calling it Windows and selling it to the business sector that wouldn't buy an Apple computer. ------ "We think Apple makes a huge contribution in the computer industry...and we think it's going to be a lot of fun helping out." --Microsoft Chairman and world's richest man Bill Gates describing the "fun" he'll have "helping out" Apple by completing his not-so-secret dream: a final and definitive monopoly on the computer desktops of the world. -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ Rant of the Week: "I am not a coward" Every week we pick the wackiest, scariest, nastiest or funniest rant from the hundreds of letters received by us here at ParaScope headquarters, and present it to you as our Rant of the Week. This week, we're pleased to present an excerpt of more than 100 rants posted to our web message boards by "Jerry." After being instructed to stop spamming our web message boards, "Jerry" came to the only "logical" conclusion he could: the CIA runs ParaScope. (We can neither confirm nor deny this rumor.) Enjoy! "Yes it is true. The CIA have taken controll of parascope. Either they have broke in on their head quarters and seized thier materials or Bill Gates (VADER) and his Master Controll Program have taken controll of the web-addresses. They are playing psycholigy games on me trying to make me think I am crazy. Last night Planes flew over my house with 3 lights in a triangle. The two in the back were white and the one in front was red... SATAN has no power over me. I am not a coward. I love Jehovah and his Son Jesus Christ. Become a Jehovah's Witness before it is two late." [Reprinted with spelling and grammar goofs unchanged. Names changed to protect the ranters.] -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ Mark Fuhrman an Avid ParaScope Reader Imagine our surprise here at the ParaScope Central Command Compound when we were watching the syndicated TV show "Strange Universe" this week and caught former LAPD Det. Mark Fuhrman discussing Waco, Ruby Ridge, Roswell and even ghosts. But wait, it gets weirder. In close to a dozen shots, Fuhrman was furtively hovering over a laptop computer with the ParaScope web site pulled up in his AOL browser. Some members have demanded we invite Fuhrman to write a column or host a chat for us. Think we're crazy? We'll be conducting a ParaPoll on just this subject next week, so keep your eyes peeled for that poll question and let us know what you think! -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ He Wrote the (Big) Book On Conspiracies ParaScope is thrilled to welcome author Doug Moench to the Grassy Knoll next Wednesday. Moench is a 30 year veteran of the comic book industry and seems to always have a top selling titles in circulation. Moench is an expert in the paranormal and conspiracies, and his "Big Book of Conspiracies" and "Big Books" series for DC Comics continue to be best-sellers. Join is in the Grassy Knoll and ask Doug Moench what you've always wanted to know, but have been afraid to ask. The fun starts Wednesday, August 13th at 7pm ET. Also, join us at our web site every Saturday night at 9pm ET for the latest gossip, chat, rumor, innuendo and fun. http://www.parascope.com/virtualplaces/virtualplaces.html -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ Win a Trip to the X-Files Set! You and a friend could be the lucky winners who get to visit the Vancouver, British Columbia set of the X-Files! ParaScope is teaming with Fox to bring you this amazing offer, including 100 first prize winners who'll take home an X-Files book. AOL members, click the X-Files banner on our front scr Win a 266-Mhz Dell Computer! Now is also your chance to win a brand new 266-Mhz Dell computer with Pentium II MMX processor and all the latest accessories. Just find the "Postal" banner on the ParaScope sites, click on it, and fill out the application to download Postal, the latest and greatest carnage-fest shoot-em-up game to hit the Net. Plus, 100 other lucky winners will get other prizes. So go "Postal" and win a new computer, and have fun in the process! Check the ParaScope front screens now! -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ Coming Up Next Week! Catch all these stories next week on a daily basis on America Online, or all at once next Thursday on the web site! Monday, August 11: Conspiracy Newsline If you're not paranoid yet, you need to pay closer attention. What kind of shady backroom deals was Ron Brown engaged in before his death? Does a California marijuana legalization activist stand a chance in the Republican gubernatorial primaries? What was Apple co-founder Steve Jobs thinking when he announced his unholy alliance with the Beast of biblical prophecy, also known as Bill Gates? Is the United Nations robbing American citizens of money, freedom, sovereignty and political self-determination? It's all in the Newsline, updated daily! -------------------------------------- Tuesday, August 12: UFOs Vs. The Peacock Throne: The Story of the Teheran "Dogfight" The vast majority of UFO reports lack any signifcant evidentiary value. But sometimes our nocturnal wanderers are not so easily identified. One of the most impressive UFO cases on record occurred on the night of September 18 and 19, 1976, over Teheran, Iran, where Iranian fighter jets intercepted an unidentified flying object. Did the "Teheran Dogfight" bring the Iranian military face-to-face with extraterrestrials? Or was it actually some sort of covert operation? ------------------------------------- Wednesday, August 13: Did the Government Lie to the Public About UFOs? New Revelations In a CIA-published Study During the heated international imbroglio that was the Cold War, the government lied to the public about hundreds of UFO sightings. Says who? A historian from the U.S. intelligence community, that's who. A newly published article in the CIA journal "Studies In Intelligence" explains how the government misled the public about top secret spy plane flights often confused with alien craft. And that's just one of the revelations in this fascinating and controversial study. Dossier editor Jon Elliston surveys, assesses, and presents the latest, greatest government UFO report. ------------------------------------- Thursday, August 14: Fortean Slips: Meet the Paranormal Presidents! Hail to the Chiefs! Fortean Slips inaugurates an executive edition packed with paranormal presidents and world-leader weirdness! JFK's Blue Hawaii: Dive into the dark conspiracy surrounding a Maui rock formation that looks like Kennedy's head. Dead Commies A-Go-Go: Grab your Red Book and tag along on the rollicking modern-day adventures of the mummified corpses of Lenin and Chairman Mao. Memoirs of a French Horoscope: Learn the startling revelations of Francois Mitterand's astrologer. Clinton Touchy on "Contact": Why doesn't President Bubba like being digitally Gumpized in the big summer blockbuster? Slipsmeister D. Trull has so much presidential weirdness it'll make you want to throw up in the Japanese Prime Minister's lap! ------------------------------------- Friday, August 15: Salute to William S. Burroughs 1914-1997 When William S. Burroughs died recently at age 83, the media could have hardly taken less notice of the passing of one of America's greatest writers and one of the most influential cultural and intellectual figures of the 20th century. The mainstream had little use for Burroughs, a lifelong heroin junky whose writings tore at the very fabric of perceived reality. Burroughs' influence on art, literature and music, though rarely acknowledged outside the fringe, nonetheless has made him a permanent fixture in the psychic landscape of America. ParaScope presents a salute to the man who gave James Joyce a run for his money, including a guide to Burroughs texts available on the Internet. -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ Jane, Stop This Crazy Thing! Thought you were tough enough to handle the Dispatch and now you realize you're not? Starting to think you've made a wrong turn off the info highway? Well, we're only going to go over this once, so listen up! 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