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From: Pat Parrinello <pparri@crossfields.com>
Date: Wed, 9 Jul 97 20:29:46 -0500
Fwd Date: Sun, 13 Jul 1997 05:01:57 -0400
Subject: *** FUNKY SCIENCE NEWS FLASH! ***


   UFO in the news?

  What is infinite?

  A teeny tiny little biddie minuscule extreemly minute
  very small scale endless redundant perpetuity
  of wondering what infinity is.

   Logic is not hereditary...  Deal with it!

   I could say something funny here but after all, this
   is a science newsflash so if you were expecting
   humor you'll have to dry up cause this is serious
   funky science.

   This weeks science hero is Al Gore for his contributions
   in color coordination for knowing just what suit and
   tie blends well with saffron as color analysis of his Temple
   appearance photos show.

   "Barnacle Bill the Mars Rock" is a term that will go down
   in history as a memory marker of when the election
   contributions investigations started.  That Mars has
   now been implicated as a contributor is no small wonder
   because after all, it's Red ain't it?

   If your interest is in observation of the convolutions
   of history as it unfolds, then don't miss Art Bell cause
   that is where the news of such activity is made available
   in unclassified/declassified objective form.
   Art's postulate is that mans symbiotic relationship
   with the whole of nature is "Quickening"  and that
   the immediate future is headed towards "something"
   of a dire nature.  Art has propounded his theory based
   on obervation of news events and notes the acceleration
   of things that are not nice to even think about.
   Don't miss  http://www.artbell.com

   Goodby till next time.  Keep your Ph 7.

   Penchbeck

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   Funkey Science News Flash is sponsored in part by:

   Foundation for the Liberation of Trapped Gas. -  U.S.  Congress
   Texas Fire Ant Erradication Program
   Friends of the Narwhale

   (c) 1997 Penchbeck Tidings
   The contents of this news flash is public domain.
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