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From: Peregrine Mendoza <101653.2205@compuserve.com>
Date: Fri, 25 Jul 1997 17:26:39 -0400
Fwd Date: Sat, 26 Jul 1997 00:24:54 -0400
Subject: Alien Autopsy once again


The Duke of Mondoz, aka Prince Monolulu II, presents his compliments.

>Date: 25 Jul 97 08:35:58 EDT
>From: BOB SHELL <76750.2717@CompuServe.COM>
>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
>Subject: Re: UFO UpDate: Re: Alien Autopsy once again

>If you don't believe that Ray could have forgotten or not
>known who did the processing of the film, it just shows how
>little you really know about this whole subject.

Brother TimeSpoke, religious advisor and in-castle remote viewer to
the House of Mendoza, reports the following scene acquired by
telepathic means:

Representative of Her Majesty's Department of Legal Theft (alias
the Inland Revenue): "I can see you don't splash out much on shaving
gear Mr Santilli - not that that would be an allowable expense of
course [titters unctuously], but I see you have an item of several
thousand pounds marked 'To processing Autopsy Film', with no receipts
attached, that you wish to claim against tax."

Santilli: "Ah. Yes. Well. Sorry about that squire. Bit of an
oversight on Sharon's part, I speckt. Can't recall exactly who dunnit
meself, actually. I mean that's what I pay people like Sharon for.
Know what I mean?"

HM Thief: "But you do have the receipts, Mr Santilli?"

Santilli: "Oh, please. Call me Ray. Er, well, it's like this. Sharon
- she keeps the books, I speckt you saw her on the way in, nice, eh? -
she said some J. Arthur character done it. Ha ha. Know what I mean?
Very expensive job that. Worth every penny though. Got class, that
has. Oh yes."

HM Thief: "But you do have the receipts somewhere, Mr Santilli?"

Santilli: "Look, we're only talking a few grand here, y'know. I mean
for all I know Sharon left the receipt in her jeans when she took 'em
to the laundrette. Not that there'd be a lot of room to put - "

HM Thief (wearily): "Then perhaps you have an invoice, Mr Santilli?"

Santilli: "Well, it all depends on how you look at it..." (etc, etc)

Having completed his report Brother TimeSpoke confessed to me that
he has no faith whatever in his capacities as a remote viewer and
expressed his conviction that, whatever the vagaries of Mr Santilli's
memory, all he has to do to establish who processed any film at any
time on his behalf is apply to his counting house. (TimeSpoke uses
these archaic terms in the hope of convincing me that he is unworldly.
Fat chance.) TimeSpoke thinks it unlikely that Mr Santilli would "miss
a trick" when it came to matters of reasonable business expenses, and
made several constructive suggestions as to how the Mendoza dynasty's
finances could benefit from certain offshore accounts run by his
cousin the Cardinal.

Brother TimeSpoke also breathes through his feet.

Yours &c
PumpKin D. Moondance
Fierce Bad Rabbit