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From: Peregrine Mendoza <101653.2205@CompuServe.COM> [Peter Brookesmith]
Date: 10 Jun 97 16:59:44 EDT
Fwd Date: Tue, 10 Jun 1997 23:34:31 -0400
Subject: Re: MUFON's Deuley And Stacy: Friends Or Foes?


>From: EdKomarek@aol.com
>Date: Mon, 9 Jun 1997 17:19:09 -0400 (EDT)
>To: updates@globalserve.net
>Subject: MUFON's Thomas Deuley And Dennis Stacy:   Friends Or Foes


HOW TO DETECT MEMBERS OF THE ANTI-UFO CONSPIRACY
COVER-UP DISINFORMATION MASSACRE TALKING BLUES
ORGANIZATION AND JUG BAND (and roadies and groupies)

The Duke of Mendoza presents his compliments and the following idle thoughts
from the sun-drenched hills of Wildomar.

As usual Mr Komarek (if that is his real name) makes matters more complicated
than they need be. It is really very easy to detect the enemies of free speech,
the expsure of the Truth About UFOs, &c &c &c. The symptoms of the wickedness
are as follows. You can be certain that your suspect is a bone fide Agent of
Ufological Darkness if they satisfy/display any four of the following
conditions/symptoms. If in doubt, you may follow the Hopkins-Jacobs-Westrum lead
in analysing their infamous Roper Poll and reduce this number to three.

Cover-Up Operatives, Executives, Agents, Controllers (and in some cases their
pets) exhibit the following tell-tale characteristics:

1. Inordinate chuckling (or a wry smile) at the following words or phrases:
	"Area 51"
	"Bruce Maccabee"
	"Secret School"
	"Tony Bennett"
	"Stanton T. Friedman"
	"MJ-12"
	"Gus Cannon"
	"ETH"
	"serious UFO researcher"
	"Ed Komarek"
	"Linda"

2. Failure to bulge eyeballs, foam at the mouth and rant about the wickedness of
the government, Air Force, black helicopters, the price of gas, Barnes & Noble,
and taxes in Texas on hearing the words "UFO Cover-Up and Conspiracy" (or any
words similar to those).

3. Use of pseudonyms calculated to amuse, e.g. San Antonio Sasquatch, Philip J.
Klass (real name: Linda Adamski), Reverend Reverberation P. Thong, Linda
Cortile, Count of Florini, Armen Victorian, Bob Dylan, Memphis Slim, George
Eliot, &c

4. Making more than one joke per posting to any Internet List, Web page, BBS,
newsgroup, or similar outfit

5. Making jokes about UFOs and ufology, Bigfoot, Lock Ness Monster, fairies,
angels, spontaneous human (or rabbit) combustion, Wilhelm Reich, Ed Komarek, or
Greg Sandow's CD problem

6. Making jokes at all

7. Suggesting Dr J. Allen Hynek may not have been entirely perfect

8. Holding or having held military rank, provided everything they say about
their military occupation is checkable.
	WARNING: Persons of past or present military rank, whether genuine or
fictitious, who make uncheckable and unverifiable claims regarding UFOs, aliens,
black helicopters, underground alien barbecue sauce factories &c are Good Guys
and require no further investigation. This also goes for persons with
doctorates, incidentally. Accusations that such persons are even ever so
slightly deluded, or perhaps mistaken - let alone stark raving bonkers - must be
resisted at all costs, in all available fora and media, with maximum verbiage

9. Spending more than two consecutive nights in Texas at any time or for any
reason, whether dead or alive. Occupancy of the Republic of Texas is a sure sign
of being "not on the side of the people" and having "hidden and manipulative
agendas". Possibly the government releases some kind of hypnotic gas into the
Texan atmosphere. Some serious researchers are investigating this.
	NOTE: It is physically, mentally, psychologically, emotionally and
spiritually impossible for any resident, past or current, of the State of
California (USA) or the County of Yorkshire (UK) to be a member of the CoverUp
and Conspiracy Organization

10. Having publications printed on paper of above-average quality. The
Anomalist, the UK UFO Magazine and Fortean Times are especially suspect (the
journals also take credit cards for subscriptions, thus revealing their
affiliation with the New World Order), and Flying Saucer Review (great paper,
shame about the circulation) is a dead cert

11. Demonstrating undue interest in or knowledge of the blues, traditional
British American music, aircraft, alcoholic beverages, cats, Mary Chapin
Carpenter, more than one foreign language, luxury cars no longer in production,
or Apple computers. Holders of helicopter pilots' licenses require extra
vigilance

12. Ignoring beautiful women at UFO conferences

13. Ignoring beautiful men at UFO conferences

14. Being kissed by Philip Klass

15. Wearing any item of black apparel, especially in combination with white
socks

16. Having the letter K in your name. The more Ks, the more treacherous and
dangerous the conspirator, e.g. K.K. Korff, Karl Pflock, Paul Sieveking, Bob
Rickard, Jerome Clark, J. Allen Hynek, Ed Komarek, Budd Hopkins &c

I trust this puts the matter in perspective.

Peregrine, Duke of Mendoza
Refugee from the Law of Averages
Commander, Cell 239 MOSSAD West (Mountain Division)