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UFO UpDate:DISPATCH # 83 -- the weekly newsletter of ParaScope

From: ParaScope@AOL.COM
Date: Mon, 16 Feb 1998 22:34:47 EST
Fwd Date: Tue, 17 Feb 1998 09:38:32 -0500
Subject: UFO UpDate:DISPATCH # 83 -- the weekly newsletter of ParaScope

DISPATCH # 83 -- the weekly newsletter of ParaScope

 S O M E T H I N G   S T R A N G E   I S   H A P P E N I N G

 2/16/98

 Quote of the Week

 “The only thing I was trying to get was an autograph for one of my kids, but
 other than that I had no ulterior motive.''

 -- Clinton Administration National Security Adviser Sandy Berger on his
 meeting last year with a group of Scientologists, including
 actor/singer/dancer/lobbyist John Travolta. Berger declined to explain how
 autographs, Scientology or meetings with celebrities qualified as a national
 security concern.

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 Rant of the Week: “Cranks, Nuts and Screwballs”

 Every week we pick the wackiest, scariest, nastiest or funniest rant from the
 hundreds of letters received by us here at ParaScope headquarters, and present
 it to you as our Rant of the Week. This week, we’re please to present a
 diverse collection of “mini-rants” excerpts from “Cranks, Nuts and
 Screwballs,” a 1965 report by CIA operative David R. McLean detailing some of
 the more bizarre correspondence received by the agency. You can find an in-
 depth analysis and full details on the “Cranks, Nuts and Screwballs” report
 online in ParaScope’s Dossier section. Enjoy.

 "I have always had adequate sex that no one appreciated. I need a better grade
 of iron to eat, and so do the astronauts." (Excerpt from a July 1964 letter to
 the Director of Central Intelligence.)

 "A defenseless woman having husband trouble sincerely requests your help."
 (June 1964 letter to the DCI, enclosing picture of a convertible and address
 of a suburban motel.)

 "O.K.! Keep me off the payroll. I'll try and sell my abilities to the Soviet
 Union." (1965 postcard peevishly addressed to the U.S. Lower Intelligence
 Agency.)

 "Please be informed, old pal, I have entered my name with the 87th Congress as
 a candidate for the Presidency of the United States in the next elections. If
 I make it, I am going to reinstate you in CIA." (1962 letter to Allen W.
 Dulles.)

 "You can tell John A. McCone to go to hell if you think I'm
s way after all I've done for you people." (Early morning telephone
 call from "Agent 44" on his release from the drunk cell of a Washington police
 precinct.)

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 Coming Up Next Week!

 Catch a number of great stories next week on a daily basis on America or all
 at once next Friday on the web site, including daily updates to our Conspiracy
 Newsline and Daily Dose features. Among the articles you'll want to check out:


 Dastardly Doings at Davos

 Davos, Switzerland. Site of the annual World Economic Forum. Ground zero for
 the global elite's fulfillment of its long-sought dream of a global economic
 infrastructure that is completely under their domination. ParaScope presents
 an overview of Davos 1998's key events, including the "Multinational Agreement
 on Infrastructure," the "final solution" offered by Western power-brokers to
 solve global banking woes.

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 The Shaver Mystery

 From Inner Earth to the Grassy Knoll, the Shaver Mystery -- born in the pulpy
 pages of Amazing Stories -- has for years ensnared believers in its cleverly-
 marketed web of mythology. Indeed, it was through the Shaver Mystery that the
 groundwork of alien abductions and extraterrestrial flying saucers was laid.
 Some of the very foundations of ufology, as well as the rumors of underground
 alien bases at Dulce, New Mexico, were all set in the firm cement of the
 Shaver Mystery. Richard Toronto, veteran researcher of Shaver lore, shares his
 first-hand knowledge on this controversial topic.

 -----------------

 Cry ‘Havoc!’ and Let Loose the Pies of War

 Which one of us hasn’t at some point yearned to smack Microsoft Chairman
 “Dollar” Bill Gates square in the face with a giant cream pie? Sure, we’ve
 also probably wanted to eviscerate him with a rusty carving knife, but you
 don’t get the electric chair for smacking someone with a pie. The recent pie
 attack by Noel Godin and his associates on Gates is the first exposure many
 Americans have had with the subversive world of pieing. But it turns out
 subversives here
gh and mighty for years.
 Yet the mainstream media has scarcely covered these brilliantly inspired
 protests. Did you know, for instance, that every Watergate conspirator except
 for Tricky Dick himself fell victim to guerrilla pie attacks. D. Trull
 explores the world of pie flinging as politico-social protest and the apparent
 conspiracy of silence on the part of the media in failing to cover the pie
 agenda.


 ...All this, and much, much more!

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