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DISPATCH # 80 -- the weekly newsletter of ParaScope

From: ParaScope <ParaScope@AOL.COM>
Date: Tue, 27 Jan 1998 20:59:41 EST
Fwd Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 07:29:33 -0500
Subject: DISPATCH # 80 -- the weekly newsletter of ParaScope

DISPATCH # 80 -- the weekly newsletter of ParaScope

 S O M E T H I N G   S T R A N G E   I S   H A P P E N I N G

 1/26/98

 Quote of the Week

 "Not yet."

 -- White House Spokesman Mike McCurry, responding to a reporter last week who
asked if the Lewinsky sexual allegations represented the low point of the
Clinton Presidency.

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 Rant of the Week: "The World Is a Toilet"

 Every week we pick the wackiest, scariest, nastiest or funniest rant from the
hundreds of letters received by us here at ParaScope headquarters, and present
it to you as our Rant of the Week. This week, "Gwerky" outlines how they have
been trying to get him for years. Enjoy.


"The bastards finally got me.  They have been trying for years to nail me. The
FBI and the Secret Service tried for years to get me because of my computer
and crypto skills.  They tried to enroll me but I wouldn't play ball with
them.  Then I found out too much and I had to leave. After I infiltrated the
Soviet Army as a Colonel, I spent several years obtaining sensitive data, red
files and then I was brought back.  I worked mainly with night vision
development, and a few other classified projects.  They put me to sleep for
several years but I could not stand it. They put more bugs, cameras, taps and
plants onto me but I knew it.

"Bastards!  I know they pry into my computer when I am not watching through
the net, so I pull all the lines when I am not here.  I know they tap my
lines, and I hope they get a friggin earful.  I know what they are doing, I
have seen things that you would not believe.  Area 51, yes, they used to have
aliens and craft there, but they have been moved.  The ruskies have some too.

"Then they came out with cable TV, and Ted Turner was the heap big commie
behind it.  TV is destroying the youth of Amerika.  That's what they want,
anarchy and chaos, that way the people scream out for a solution to the
problem and when none can be found, the government comes up with one.  More
control, more, more, more!  Control, that's what we have now.

"I know that there are several years that I have no memory of, but I do
remember a severe pain in my leg for several years.  I could not stand the
pain anymore so I took a razor and made a cut in my leg.  There was a long
white object about 75mm long and about 4mm around buried in my leg about 1/2
deep and parallel to the bone.  I used needle nosed pliers to extract it.  I
don't know what it was, where it came from, or how it got there but I
destroyed it back in '75.  Since then I have had severe ringing in my ears,
severe pain in my right ear and right eye.

"This world is a toilet and the elite have made it that way.  They want to
destroy the common man and clone themselves in their own image, to be gods.
They are the beast.  God will clean their clocks when the time comes."


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Where's Oswaldo

If you read ParaScope on the web, you probably don't realize that you've been
missing out on a wildly popular ParaScope feature that our AOL subscribers
have been enjoying for more than a year now. That's right: you've been unable
to join the search for Oswaldo. But soon, we'll be bringing this fun-filled
game to our web site as well. You can help try to find Lee Harvey Oswald in
various crowd scenes, some famous, some infamous. You may also have the chance
to win a cool prize, or at least impress your friends. Keep an eye on our web
site home page for details on how you can help find Oswaldo and win!


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 Coming Up Next Week!

 Catch a number of great stories next week on a daily basis on America or all
at once next Friday on the web site, including daily updates to our Conspiracy
Newsline and Daily Dose features. Among the articles you'll want to check out:


UFOs Over Central America

Guatemala, heart of the Maya civilization hundreds of years ago, is the site
of numerous UFO sightings in the present day. When J. Antonio Huneeus visited
Guatemala in 1996 and 1997, he collected numerous UFO accounts from the
locals, which are documented in this article for the first time. Get the scoop
on Tikal's mysterious balls of light, the MINUGUA case and more.

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The Curse of Dudleytown

Ghost hunting can take a person to some mysterious and peculiar locales. Just
grab up your camera and your map and head for the nearest location that make
children whisper and adults wonder. The pursuit of the paranormal, the hunting
of haunts can be thrilling and -- yes -- even educational! ParaScope
correspondent Courtney Chadwick's late, glowing apparitions of animal-like,
demon creatures are said to roam the dark recesses of the woods, chasing down
their human prey with ruthless abandon, causing madness from fear or sometimes
mauling and killing their unfortunate victims. Luckily, Courtney made it back
in one piece to bring us this special report on the Curse of Dudleytown.

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Conspiracy Newsline
Daily updates on items of interest to the cognitive dissident. Janet Reno
orders Department of Justice CIA/contra/crack report to be buried
indefinitely; Sheriff's deputies tell Oklahoma grand jury that government
officials had prior knowledge of the OKC bombing; Memphis police attack anti-
KKK demonstrators with "tear gas fogger"; the latest news in the Ron Brown and
TWA 800 cases; lots more.

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UFO Roundup

The latest ufology news and sighting reports, courtesy of Joseph Trainor's UFO
Roundup. Horse found mutiliated in southern Colorado; sky boom frightens
residents in the Ozarks; glowing orange fireball causes a stir in the midwest;
four children killed in Columbia meteor strike; lots more.

 ...All this, and much, much more!

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