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From: Dennis  Stacy <dstacy@texas.net>
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1998 16:39:24 -0500 (CDT)
Fwd Date: Wed, 09 Sep 1998 11:06:29 -0400
Subject: Bodies at Roswell? [was: Symbols Discovered on

List:

A correction and apology:

While responding to my backlogged email I just now noticed that
the individual who referred to "hyenas" in reference to my
concerns about Roswell body believability (and presumed
character slander of the dead) did so in a direct post to me and
not via UFO Updates, as I had implied.

Sorry for the confusion for anyone trying to figure out what the
hell the Hyena allusions meant.

Perhaps the head vulture, aka ebk, might wish to consider
changing the name of this thread to something like "Bodies at
Roswell?", question mark included? That would permit the
original J. Bond Johnson thread to, well, expand at will.

And, hey, how about the DOW today, up something like 387 points,
led by Roswell Inc. (ROSI) which closed at a 52-week high of 25
3/8, up 3 3/4 in heavy trading. Look for the latter to go to 50
by the millennium. The only cloud on the horizon appears to be a
frivolous class action lawsuit filed by disgruntled stockholders
concerned as to why ROSI hasn't already carried the day, given
its proprietary patents on reverse engineered technology and
anticipated licensing fees. Trading was halted in the late
afternoon and the SEC is expected to intervene overnight, citing
Brazilian inflation of a similar crash claim, the collapse of
the Russian market for another, and a dramatic increase in the
number of short shares.

"No doubt but what Corso's comments caused a sharp summer run up
from the mid-teens," said a spokesperson for Barney & Blather.
"Timing is everything in this market. But our main concern now
is the Intel counter-patent infringement suit. Intel has deep
pockets, as everyone knows. But if ROSI can survive that
challenge, the sky's the limit. We're still bullish on ROSI."

Individual investors seem undaunted as well. Dee Cornwell, 57, a
retired dentist from Santa Monica, noted that the military and
industrial complex suppressed start up companies like ROSI
"almost as a matter of routine. Who you gonna believe," he asked
over a sour-creamed bagel in Palm Springs, Florida, "the
Secretary of the Air Force or a retired mortician from New
Mexico? Jeez, what's the Air Force done for us in the last
forty, fifty years? They lost Viet Nam, I can tell you that.
Cuba, too. Same thing with the light bulb. Think GE's gonna give
up its piss-poor light bulbs just because ET had something
better? Hah! My uncle knows better. Saw 'em himself in the
summer of '47, I think it was. Got one of his letters around
here somewhere. The main thing is those alien bulbs didn't need
no energy. Just drew electricity out of the air. Damndest thing
you ever saw! Yeah, he seen the bodies. Why do you think I'm
long on ROSI?"

The Hideous Hyena