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From: Serge Salvaille <sergesa@connectmmic.net>
Date: Thu, 19 Aug 1999 22:20:08 -0700
Fwd Date: Sat, 21 Aug 1999 09:38:25 -0400
Subject: Re: Socorro: The Zamora 'Insignia'


From: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
To: 02 - UFO UpDates Subscribers <":;"@connectmmic.net>
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 1999 15:41 Fragment
Subject: UFO UpDate: Re: Socorro: The Zamora 'Insignia'


 >Date: Wed, 18 Aug 1999 13:44:00 -0400
 >From: Andy Roberts <Brigantia@compuserve.com>
 >Subject: Socorro: The Zamora 'Insignia'
 >To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>

 >>Date: Tue, 17 Aug 1999 21:53:14 -0300
 >>From: Donald Ledger <dledger@ns.sympatico.ca>
 >>To: updates@globalserve.net
 >>Subject: Re: Socorro: The Zamora 'Insignia'

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 >With any UFO case it's perfectly reasonable (before you all
 >start yipping) -nay, essential - to fit any relevant parts of
 >the sighting to phenomena we already know exist. Which in this
 >case is why the balloon theory is perfectly feasible.

My explanation of the Socorro case...

I believe Zamora saw a flying tatooed elephant experiencing an
intestinal disorder known as meteorism.  I leave to your
imagination (pun intended) how some huge fart got ignited.

This explanation - which I hereby copyright - covers every angle
of Zamora's sighting: the size of the thing, the roar, the
exhaust.  You name it.

The landing marks? Come on: you can't winch up a crashed
elephant into thin air.  I propose four 30 foot beams chained
together by amateurs to lift the dead elephant and put it in the
back of a truck.

Fits the bill.

 >Oh, alright, I'm a pelicanist and proud!


What exactly do you pride yourself in?

Honesty?

Coherence?

Pelicanism?