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From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com>
Date: Sat, 21 Aug 1999 13:14:58 EDT
Fwd Date: Sat, 21 Aug 1999 16:52:11 -0400
Subject: Re: Socorro: The Zamora 'Insignia'


 >From: Serge Salvaille <sergesa@connectmmic.net>
 >To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
 >Subject: Re: Socorro: The Zamora 'Insignia'
 >Date: Thu, 19 Aug 1999 22:20:08 -0700

 >From: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
 >To: 02 - UFO UpDates Subscribers <":;"@connectmmic.net>
 >Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 1999 15:41 Fragment
 >Subject: UFO UpDate: Re: Socorro: The Zamora 'Insignia'

 >>Date: Wed, 18 Aug 1999 13:44:00 -0400
 >>From: Andy Roberts <Brigantia@compuserve.com>
 >>Subject: Socorro: The Zamora 'Insignia'
 >>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>

 >>>Date: Tue, 17 Aug 1999 21:53:14 -0300
 >>>From: Donald Ledger <dledger@ns.sympatico.ca>
 >>>To: updates@globalserve.net
 >>>Subject: Re: Socorro: The Zamora 'Insignia'

 ><snip>

 >>With any UFO case it's perfectly reasonable (before you all
 >>start yipping) -nay, essential - to fit any relevant parts of
 >>the sighting to phenomena we already know exist. Which in this
 >>case is why the balloon theory is perfectly feasible.

 >My explanation of the Socorro case...

 >I believe Zamora saw a flying tatooed elephant experiencing an
 >intestinal disorder known as meteorism.  I leave to your
 >imagination (pun intended) how some huge fart got ignited.

 >This explanation - which I hereby copyright - covers every angle
 >of Zamora's sighting: the size of the thing, the roar, the
 >exhaust.  You name it.

 >The landing marks? Come on: you can't winch up a crashed
 >elephant into thin air.  I propose four 30 foot beams chained
 >together by amateurs to lift the dead elephant and put it in the
 >back of a truck.

 >Fits the bill.

 >>Oh, alright, I'm a pelicanist and proud!

 >What exactly do you pride yourself in?

 >Honesty?

 >Coherence?

 >Pelicanism?

Serge, I hereby confer upon yous, the degree of honorary Ph.D.
The reason? For being the smartest sumgun on this list. And the
funniest.

I hereby hang up my Gripple and sex toys and will them to you.

God bless you, Serge.
I am defeated.
I am mortified.
I am in shame.
I am finished.

I am also laughing my whatsit off.

Dr. J. Jaime Gesundt