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From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com>
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 1999 13:02:35 -0500 (EST)
Fwd Date: Thu, 23 Dec 1999 18:13:23 -0500
Subject: Re: Seasons Greetings


 >Date: Thu, 23 Dec 1999 02:40:54 +0100 (MET)
 >From: Henny van der Pluijm <hvdp@worldonline.nl>
 >Subject: Re: Seasons Greetings
 >To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@sympatico.ca>

 >>Date: Wed, 22 Dec 1999 15:56:12 -0500 (EST)
 >>From: Sheree Cox <cox@mcmail.cis.McMaster.CA>
 >>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@sympatico.ca>
 >>Subject: Seasons Greetings

 >>Hello all:

 >>I would like to wish everyone on the list a Merry Christmas
 >>and a safe and wonderful New Year.

 >Please, please, please.

 >I've too many Christmas and new year greetings already.
 >Besides the postcards that keep rolling in I aleady have to
 >delete a dozen or so emails per day with silly Christmas
 >greetings. And I still have to delete all the attachments
 >on my hard disk.

 >Christmas is a Germanic pagan tradition and originally had
 >nothing to do with religion in the first place. Besides that,
 >the first evidence has yet to be found that Jesus ever existed
 >and the dating of the new year is totally arbitrary.

 >So please, I don't want dozens of silly seasons greetings in my
 >email box.

 >Groeten,
 >Henny

 >[Okay, so have a Bumhug from Ms Cox and I then --ebk]

Oh yah, well, just wait till you get the case of Christmas Carol
Gripple in the post tomorrow Henny.  Drink it up Christmas
Eve, please.  It was made for Humbugs (not Bumhugs, Dr.
Kanappy) and you will be visited by the ghosts of Gripple
Past, Present and Future.

It was originally made for Debunkers, then we switched and
tailored it for Researchers and finally, results were so good
that we switched to Unca Scrooges.  J. Jaime felt that your pain
was felt more keenly during this time of year and wanted to not
only ease it, but transform you, just like that Ebenezer Geezer.

I tried it last night, and boy, are my arms tired.  And when Fan
left me because I turned into a greedy, scheming man who
wouldn't even order another piece of bread at the restaurant on
Christmas Eve because he didn't wanna spend the extra money, and
subsequently retired to the home of his partner in life, the
ugly Jacob Marley (the now deceased former Reggae singer) only
to see him in the chains he forged in life like you may be
forging right now, and was warned that he would be visited by
three more spirits, and Scrooge didn't believe him but when it
was all over he did and went to his nephew's Christmas party,
the one he didn't like cause when he was born he made his momma
die during childbirth and then this sniveling guy went out and
met a beautiful girl what reminded Scrooge of his Fran so he
went to their party and danced and probally got this girl in the
sack an everything an then he gave away all his money every
Christmas an everything an that's the whole story and it will
happen to you if you drink my Christmas Carol Gripple.

And a very Merry Christmas to you Henny, even though it's a
Humbug.  I am sure it will be very merry and very happy indeed.
And I also expect you to be late for work on the 26th, just as
you are every other year.  Oh, and I hope your son, the little
lame boy, Tiny Time is doing well.

J. Jaime Gesundt, God Bless us, Everyone