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From: Roy Hale <roy.hale@virgin.net>
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 17:11:38 -0000
Fwd Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 13:22:02 -0500
Subject: Taking the Heat Out Of 'The Heat'


Hi All,

Since there's a lot of in-fighting on this List, I think it is
time for a little humour after all if it can't be fun then what
the hell!

POINTS TO PONDER:

1). If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill
    him/herself is it considered a hostage situation?

2). Is there another word for synonym?

3). Isn't it a bit unnerving that Doctors call what they do
    "Practice"

4). Where do Forest Rangers go to " Get away from it all"?

5). Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

6). What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an
    endangered plant?

7). If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8). Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9). Why do they lock Gas Station Bathrooms? Are they afraid
    someone will clean them !

10). If a Stealth Bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

11). If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?

12). Why dont sheep shrink when it rains?

13). Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

14). If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the
     right to remain silent?

15). Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

16). How do they get deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

17). Why do they sterilise the needles for lethal injections?

18). Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


Well that's me for another day, take care people!

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