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From: Jsmortell@aol.com
Date: Wed, 16 Jun 1999 16:51:15 EDT
Fwd Date: Wed, 16 Jun 1999 19:08:02 -0400
Subject: Re: US Feds: No Implant In 'Mobster's' Butt


>Date: Wed, 16 Jun 1999 02:15:10
>To: updates@globalserve.net
>From: Stig Agermose <stig.agermose@get2net.dk>
>Subject: US Feds: No Implant In 'Mobster's' Butt

>Source: AP via Yahoo News,

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/headlines/ap/ap_us/story.html?s=v/ap/19990615/us/
>bugged_3.html

>Stig

>***

>Yahoo! News

>AP Headlines

>Tuesday June 15 5:52 PM ET

>Feds: No Bug in 'Mobster's' Butt

>**

>WORCESTER, Mass. (AP) - There's no bug in a reputed mobster's
>buttocks, the government says.

>For years, Vincent "Gigi Portalla" Marino claims, a federal drug
>agent had told him that a tracking device was inserted in
>Marino's rear end when he underwent surgery to remove a bullet.

>This week, a federal judge ordered authorities to say whether
>they did, in fact, implant such a device.

>"We can confirm that the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration
>did not implant a tracking device in defendant Vincent M. `Gigi
>Portalla' Marino's buttocks," U.S. Attorney Donald K. Stern said
>in a statement. "But we cannot speak, however, for any
>extraterrestrial beings."

<snip>

Dear Stig, Listfolk, Witness Protection Program and Aliens
Lurking;

WRONG!

If an alien wanted to implant a tracking device in the butt of a
Made Member's member or for that matter, any portion of the
member's anatomy, that alien will do so.  I can hear them tuning
up their debunking tools now.  Cup your hand to your ears.  Hear
it?

You want proof?  OK, you got proof.  Right here on my butt!  I,
who shall remain nameless because I AM in the witness prtoection
program, have an alien tracking device in my butt.  Howevever I
will not have it checked, removed or otherwise fiddled with by
any but Pia Zadora.  So, alls you gotta do to prove me wrong is
contact that lady and have her examine my ... uh, bottom.  It
must be done _just right_  however.  I've been waiting for this
moment for years.

Dr. Jaime Ges.... I mean, Jamey "The Doc" Gambini
Witness Protection Program
Canal Street Division
c/o Gesundt's Freshly Made Members