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From: From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com> Date: Sun, 20 Jun 1999 22:33:39 EDT Fwd Date: Mon, 21 Jun 1999 10:03:01 -0400 Subject: Re: Time Travel [Caution: 'umour] >From: Jenny Randles <nufon@currantbun.com> >To: <updates@globalserve.net> >Subject: Time Travel >Date: Sun, 20 Jun 1999 15:23:38 +0100 >Hi, >A note for UK members mostly. Channel 4 TV screen the one hour >programme about Time Travel at 2 am (Sunday Night/Monday AM >20/21 June). It was made and first aired last year but if you >missed it first time round and are an insomniac do watch. >Otherwise get the VCR out. Its a debate style featuring half a >dozen assorted 'TT nuts' - eg Miles Johnston and myself along >with one of the witnesses who claimed she spent a night in a >French hotel 80 years in the past (see my book 'Time Travel or >my article in Fate 'Night in a phantom hotel'). Theres also a >guy who has built a time machine in a garage under a railway >bridge and brought it into the studio for a trial run. >It clashes with the Indians and the Mariners live on Channel 5 - >which I wont miss. I'll use the time machne and tune in last >week instead. But if you missed this last year and can get >Channel 4 it is quite a laugh at times and conspiracy riddled at >others. >Best wishes, >Jenny Randles Dear and Gentle List Members est Al, Especially you, Al. First, it is common knowledge that British TV is run by the Government. And in Britain, the Government consists of people in wigs. They must all be on chemo or something. Either that or most British goobers have naked pates (accent grave, or is it agar, agoo, ague)... whatever. So Ms. Randles, this means that your TV program (which is spelled incorrectly by the by... it is spelled PROGRAM not PROGRAMME). Cheeses lady, we can dress yous up but we can't take yous anywhere! Anyway, people in wigs usually lie like rugs so they can't be trusted even when they are walked all over. And besides, British goobers are royal goobers. And everyone knows these people are inbred. Which is why most alien abductees are not British. The aliens need fresh meat and you people are not acceptable. Stale. Too stale. A little stiff, too. You people should try a little Gripple... or maybe even a lot of Gripple. Where was I? Oh, yah, uh I was about to talk about time travel, or "TT" as you refer to it. Please read MY book, "Tea, Square & Proud" and go to page 598, where you will see proven beyond a shadow of a doubt, that TT is impossible. This is because of the "Enigma Conundrum" which states that no one may go forward without going backward first and versa vice. It's the law. So therefore, TT is an oxymoron. Like "regressive hypnosis." Dr. Jaime Gesundt, Authority on time, travel and fresh wines - we will sell no wine, until it's ready.
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