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From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com>
Date: Mon, 28 Jun 1999 13:25:50 EDT
Fwd Date: Tue, 29 Jun 1999 10:18:14 -0400
Subject: Re: Doug & Dave? [Caution: 'umour]


>Date: Sun, 27 Jun 1999 13:44:35 -0700
>From: Larry Hatch <larryhat@jps.net>
>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
>Subject: Re: Doug & Dave?

>>Date: Sun, 27 Jun 1999 15:46:05 +0100
>>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
>>From: John Rimmer <magonia@magonia.demon.co.uk>
>>Subject: Re: Doug & Dave?

>>>Date: Sat, 26 Jun 1999 18:20:30 -0700
>>>From: Larry Hatch <larryhat@jps.net>
>>>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
>>>Subject: Re: Doug & Dave?

>>>Dear Mr Gilbert:

>>>Somehow, I have difficulty seeing two fellows, late from some
>>>pub, successfully oiling a pair of roller skates -- let alone
>>>hoaxing a decent crop circle.

>>Granted, you couldn't do it on Coors or Bud Lite or whatever you
>>guys drink over there, but these boyos would probably have been
>>drinking Wadworths 6X or Gale's HSB. After a few pints of those,
>>crop-circles would be no problem - Mandelbrot figures, the lot.

>>-- John Rimmer

>>www.magonia.demon.co.uk
>>Official Sponsors of the 1999 Solar Eclipse

>Dear John:

>When I wrote that, I had just stuck my nose into a pint bottle
>of one of Samuel Smith's (Tadcaster Yorks) brews.

>Very tasty, and not entirely unlike Samuel Adams brews from
>Boston. Rather pricey however in California. [I keep some Coors
>for the very hottest of days.]

>To get to the point, by the time the sun came up I was having
>difficulty watering the lawn with a simple hose and sprinkler ..
>now maybe that's just me.

>A crop circle would have been out of the question in my
>particular case.

>Best wishes

>- Larry Hatch

Sirs, Madams, John, Larry, Greg, and Al...

As I explained in a direct post to Mr. Rimmer, if only you
people would accept my offer to manufacture Creep Circuses ...
crop circles, sorry, when in your Gripple cups, I am certain
that, like the alien abductors who fly sans wobble or wig was
when using Gripple, that all your attempts at crop circles will
be successful. At last, there will be amber waves of grain right
here in the US, of various and sundry complex shapes, tinted
purple with the early morning sunshine, and spilled Gripple
Grappa... not to mention weewee tinted purple.  Not only is
Gripple inebriating, it's also a mild diuretic thru the
kidneys.... and it makes your garden grow sideways, too.

Gesundt