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Re: Lake Discovered on Mars

From: Alfred Lehmberg <Lehmberg@snowhill.com>
Date: Sat, 15 May 1999 07:49:47 -0500
Fwd Date: Sat, 15 May 1999 21:11:32 -0400
Subject: Re: Lake Discovered on Mars


>From: Kevin Randle <KRandle993@aol.com>
>Date: Fri, 14 May 1999 15:42:27 EDT
>Subject: Re: Lake Discovered on Mars
>To: updates@globalserve.net

>>From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com>
>>Date: Thu, 13 May 1999 15:59:57 EDT
>>Subject: Re: Lake Discovered on Mars... maybe Lake Steadman
>>To: updates@globalserve.net

>>Hi List... I am no geologist or Mars expert.  I _AM_ a Gripple
>>Expert however.  I am not a physicist either, although I must
>>occasionally unclog the old pipes with the detritous of ill-
>>conceived Gripple sediment from the end of the old alimentary
>>canal, which is now known as the "Banal Canal."  Meaning altho
>>not a physicist, I occasionally take them.  Along with an
>>occasional anemic.... ametic... emetic... barf  juice!

>
>Hi All,

>I wish to offend no one (all right, so there are some whom I don't
>care if I offend), however, I grow tired at these attempts at
>satire.

There are a whole bunch different of ways to go with this -- and
as one of the "satirists" it would be unseemly for me to vent
too much black bile <g>(and besides, I'm of the mind that the
occasional gripple-bust is just what the good doctor ordered);
however, "I gots to say _sumpin_'"

This field needs the satire, Mr. Randle. It needs the satire
every bit as much as it needs _your_ tireless efforts and
boundless courage. It needs it to be used as a lens to explore
the humor of conscience. It needs it to humanize and make
assessable to a lower, yes _lower_ common denominator, the very
real people you expect to support your much needed
investigation. It needs it to interest people generally excluded
by the hard to qualify and quantify _details_ of your very
crucial work. All work and no play (and it's not really play at
all, is it?), makes Jack a dull boy. Finally, don't suggest we
do to ufology what the government did to the space program --
make it boring. Satire is a way to open up the scope and view,
chase demons breathing on all of us, and give our endeavors a
little more depth of field.

>They are taking up more and more bandwidth and since the
>headers never tell us if it is another satire, I wish we could
>do away with them.

Perhaps -- In the same manner you find my identified Odes easily
deleteable, Jim could call his contributions "Gripes from the
Gripple Works" "Gesundt's Hights" or even "Wine Before It's
Time" -- then you could delete them as quickly as you can any of
my tedious contributions. But I think you would be making a
mistake, missing something, and needlessly limiting your
ufological length and breadth.

C'mon Major -- lighten up <g>. Have a little gravy on yer mashed
potatoes!  It's made with Grandma's goose grain "Garden
Gripple," blended from the best of what can be scared up at the
time <g>.

Lehmberg@snowhill.com

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