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From: Larry Hatch <larryhat@jps.net>
Date: Mon, 31 May 1999 10:03:59 -0700
Fwd Date: Mon, 31 May 1999 14:02:59 -0400
Subject: Re: An Open Letter To A Friend, Jeff Rense...


>From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com>
>Date: Sun, 30 May 1999 12:20:10 EDT
>Subject: Re: An Open Letter To A Friend, Jeff Rense... Journalist
>To: updates@globalserve.net

>I am reduced to a quivering mass of inert protoplasm. My
>reputations as Cheeser, Vintner, UFO publisher and inebriant are
>finished.  My fresh wines are not selling well.  People think I
>have come out of my security closet, the one I hide in and pass
>notes to my employees ... whenever the rest of the world goes
>mad.  The one in which my non compos mentis ravings are well
>met.  That place I go in order to receive messages from the tin
>foil hat I wear in there.

>I promise to answer all the private mail I've received, just
>give me some time... and please, stop sending the original to
>your friends... It's ruining my reputation as a ditsy dirt-bag.

>Was it worth it all?
>Yes.  And thanks.

>Jim

Dear Monsignor Mortadella, provider of salami, bologna and fresh
vintage wines:

Please stoppa disturbando mia Burpa.

You'a knocka dem suds off.

With the very best regards

- Larry

PS:

Further findings!

http://www.jps.net/larryhat/48yrs.html

If that doesn't work,  navigate thru the Statistics Menu.

Otherwise, try Larry Hatches Burpa! It ain't exactly Grippa,
but it don't dye a guys stools Purpa.

[sorry]

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