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From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com>
Date: Fri, 22 Oct 1999 13:44:33 EDT
Fwd Date: Fri, 22 Oct 1999 15:59:49 -0400
Subject: JJG Passes - More Than Swamp Gas


The world has lost a major mojo, a man who will be hissed a man
who was once described as, "That jerk!"   In fact, he was often
referred to that way.

J. Jaime Gesundt passed away (rumor has it) just moments ago,
from an anurism of the liver.  He went quickly.  As life faded
from his jaded but spade ... uh, eyes, he uttered, "I didn't
wanaa tell no body, but I have the truth.  I shall take it wit
me, cause I don't want no body callin me a jerk, eh?"

His last words were, "Tell them, tell them, (gasp), tell them
Sal Mineo was a Jew. And tell them, tell them, tell them that
UFO's are real, and tell them that, that, (gasp) abductions are
real, and they are here.  Tell them "they" are among us.

And tell them I lied about all them Ph.D.'s.  I only got five.

"Last, but not least, tell all them mothers what said they had
the truth to go (deleted) themselves into oblivion and die of
thirst, like that Judas Priest guy."  (It was Frankie Lee).

J. Jaime will be burried in a "T-shaped" coffin later this
afternoon.  He wanted it that way.  Along side J. Jaime, will be
a folded and freshly powdered Julio doll.  It was his last wish.

According to his last will and testament, everything he owns
would have gone to Lehmburg's Ford fund, but after what the poet
lauriate said about J's secret friend, Mr. Ramalamading Dong,
this will not happen.  You see, they were more than friends.

Requiacet in pacem, dude.  Dr. J. Morty Mortellaro will deliver
the eulogy later, after he stops laughing.

Jim Mortellaro