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From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com>
Date: Thu, 2 Sep 1999 18:19:50 EDT
Fwd Date: Thu, 02 Sep 1999 21:01:46 -0400
Subject: Re: Experience Gap [was Re: Of Poop, Gas, Birds


 >Date: Wed, 1 Sep 1999 22:01:38 +0100
 >To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>
 >From: John Rimmer <jrimmer@magonia.demon.co.uk>
 >Subject: Re: Of Poop, Gas, Birds And Bull...

 >>Date: Tue, 31 Aug 1999 09:33:40 -0500
 >>From: Amy Hebert <yelorose@swbell.net>
 >>Subject: Re: Of Poop, Gas, Birds And Bull...
 >>To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@globalserve.net>

 >>I always wonder what people hope to accomplish by spending more
 >>time discussing something they cannot prove or disprove when
 >>they might learn more by getting out and having their own "close
 >>encounter"

 >Can you tell me exactly how I can do this?

 >--
 >John Rimmer

Sure can John.... fait attencione, s'ill vous plais....

In order to have an encounter, you must hang around with someone
like me... I'll make you a deal, such a deal. You come live
with me, uh, us, that is, my wife and I. I would not care to
have people talk about us, you know.

Anyway, come live with us. You will of course, have to provide
us with room and bored money... as you will be bored a lot on
accounta nothing happens all that often. But eventually,
something or other will happen. And you will be there to witness
it.

We live in a condominium. It's very large unit, more than 2000
square feet in a mid-rise, all on one floor... very bright and
airy. And the windows are very large. The master bedroom window
is ten feet by seven feet, length/width. On the other hand, so
am I. Large that is. Now, I want you to picture a large man with
an ample tummy, laying on his back, snoring to a Dylan tune.

The tummy is (I'm trying to be nice to me now) uh, bigger around
than the rest of this guy. Even with all that window, he
sometimes gets caught while being wafted on a beam of light, on
his back, slowly being pushed by little critters through the
window.

Can you imagine this scene? Three, maybe four skinny little
pastey freakazoids pushing this rather rotund old fart through
the window, tummy stuck on the top and buns stuck on the bottom?

That's Gesundt.

Anyone would pay dearly to get a Polaroid of that sight. And in
answer to your query, I'll supply the film and the camera. You
just pay room and board and prepare to be bored while you wait.
OK?

Have I answered you question?

J. Jaime Gesundt