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From: Jim Mortellaro <Jsmortell@aol.com>
Date: Sat, 08 Apr 2000 04:26:57 -0400 (EDT)
Fwd Date: Sat, 08 Apr 2000 11:22:22 -0400
Subject: Re: Voyager Newsletter - Issue No. 10


 >Date: Sat, 08 Apr 2000 01:47:27 +0100
 >From: James Easton <voyager@ukonline.co.uk>
 >Subject: Voyager Newsletter - Issue No. 10
 >To: UFO UpDates - Toronto <updates@sympatico.ca>


 >                 Voyager Newsletter - Issue No. 10


 >CONTENTS

 >1. Significant New Evidence Questions Foremost 'Flying Saucer'
 >    Sighting.

 >2. Aliens Killed My Dog and Made Me Poor - Send Money.

 >3. Introspection.

 >4. The Alien Autopsy and Some Intriguing Connections.

 >5. Lost and Found One ET Spaceship - Contact the Weather
 >    Bureau.

 >6. Ever Decreasing Circles.

<snip>

 >If there's a theme to this newsletter, perhaps it's that the
 >most conspicuous clues to solving any mystery should be
 >recognised and never dismissed as too obvious. Otherwise, what
 >happens when we do come across simple, if surprisingly mundane,
 >explanations or outright hoaxes.

 >                          O0O~O0O~O0O~O0O

 >James Easton,
 >Editor.

Dear James, EBK, Listers et Al ...

"In order to deal in this game, you got to make the Queen
disappear. It's done with a flick of the wrist. But, what's a
sweetheart like you, doing in a dump like this?"

Making more Pelican poop, more "Knock, knock, knockin' on
Hopkins' Door," more poop in this mail than you can find in a
pile of dung after an elephant party.

Mental masturbation with a hint of Gripple.

Jim Mortellaro