Sean Morton To Join Big Kahuna In Egypt

Someone just sent me a flyer for "Angel Tours," a company that is 
offering a mystical tour of Egypt this November, THE ULTIMATE 
ANGELIC MISSION, with prices starting at $3,199 (per person, 
double occupancy) up to $4,531 for the "Complete Tour."  Guess who 
one of the tour guides is?  None other than SEAN DAVID MORTON, who 
also happens to be the "world's foremost authority" on UFOs, Area 
51 and just about everything else that cannot be verified.  
According to the glossy mailer....

   "One Of The Most Powerful 'Kahunas' On The Earth Today Is 
Assembling A Dedicated Group Of Mystics And Teachers That 
Includes: Seer Sean David Morton, An Extraterrestrial Authority, 
Egyptologist, Tibetan Adept, And A 'Stunningly Accurate Predictor 
Of Future Events.'"

This is Sean's biography in the brochure...

   "SEAN DAVID MORTON.  While studying at the British University 
in Cairo, Sean met Anubis, the Guardian, in the King's Chamber.  
Sean now decodes the pyramid as a prophetic "Stone of Remembrance" 
that tracks man's entire evolution.  Sean is a noted psychic and 
UFOlogist."

Now that's a new one: British University in Cairo.  Is there such 
an institution?  If so, do they have any records on Sean's 
attendance?  Perhaps he studied there while working on his Doctor 
of Divinity from "Barachah University" of Houston, Texas--another 
"mystical" institution allegedly attended by Sean that cannot be 
located in our current astral plain.

If anyone has a means to check the "British University" claim,
please do so, and send me the results for posting to my SEAN
DAVID MORTON web page....
http://www.infi.net/~psyspy/area51/people/morton/morton.html

Other "Mystics and Teachers" guiding the tour will be: Daniel 
Giamario, Uncle George Na'Ope, Rabbi Alvin J. Bobroff, Mitchell J. 
Rabin, and the Kahuna herself, Sandra Micheal.  The Kahuna 
promises high ecstacy in the Mystic Chambers of the Great Pyramid:  
"Just As The Ancient Priests And Priestesses Administered To One 
Another In The Great Pyramid For Higher Initiation, Wisdom, 
Immortality, And Raising The Level Of Vibration In The Body, I Use 
The Power Of Passion And Ecstacy To The Point Of Pure Cellular 
Orgasm To Bring About This Powerful Magical State."

Hubba-Hubba!

What I think would be really fun is to buy a $600 round-trip 
ticket to Cairo for the same dates and just dog these people 
everywhere.  Sean is always entertaining to watch, and I'd really 
love to meet that Big Kahuna!

For a copy of the brochure on the THE ULTIMATE ANGELIC MISSION, 
try contacting the tour company at 800-861-9496, or writing Angel 
Tours, 776 Ave. of the Americas, New York, NY 10001.  The brochure 
is free (I think) and should not be missed.

Glenn Campbell
Las Vegas, 8/21/95